bought oreos to make a cheesecake but what if i ate all the oreos. what then?

Straight men don’t like women. You like sex with women. That’s it. You don’t even care if she gets off. If you liked us at all we wouldn’t be choosing the bear.

Here I will add the “not all men”
It’s too damn many of you.

am i developing a crush or am i just excited to meet a new person who has very similar energy to me 🤔

feeling like gross about my body and appearance today 😭

being autistic is just existing and then getting punished repeatedly for doing it wrong w no clear explanation as to what exactly you’re doing wrong

i hav no energy today xoxo

vm.tiktok.com/ZGexAFR1t/ I am posting jewellery on tiktok to try and get traffic to my shop 😂😭

Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife

self same trial sucks with two wizards cos they both went high in initiative and cast fireball on us😭

some court sheriff guy was at my door looking for a previous tennant 😭

kinda feel bad that when i lost astarion i just made gale learn knock so he can be the new rogue

mahmoud is trying to get to 50,000 TONIGHT to get to egypt

WE CAN DO THIS !!! gofund.me/370d8504 🇵🇸

I had a dream I was trying to explain to a white twink why blackface was wrong and he wasn't getting it and just kept laughing at me and making up weird reasons and comparisons telling me why it was OK and then he deadnamed me so I got so mad I beat the shit out of him