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For the record, I am not the Catherine Bennett who writes a column for the Guardian. She has been a journalist for considerably longer than I have; I live in a different country and work on completely different things. Please stop sending me insults about her latest column.

I’m campaigning for slapping more Gen Zs. Everybody ain’t playing with you. 💀

Now That is The Summer ‘24 I Am After….🍭 *Sweet

Waited all day for a parcel from GT Omega to be delivered by FedEx (8.20am to 12pm) it's apparently in Kingsbury which is nowhere near me 😂

.YouFibre does a change of address mean a new contract plus extra money per month?

Back Live on the Radio Tomorrow morning playing a tribute to one of the best Jungle Labels ever!! Can you guess which one… 😆🔈🌋🚀 check out Eruption Radio from 7am

After watching Total Recall for the 500th time, I've only just realised that Johnny Cab is Robert Picardo

Pedophilia is not a sexual orientation and/or preference. So you can fuck off with your bullshit. You can fuck all the way off. Because this isn’t happening. Fuck off.

Day 12 #ArtAdventCalendar “Sun Beings”

HNY 🤩 This Year in the Clarity Decade = Fun. Interesting. New. Exciting.

I’ve received a phone call from South Yorkshire Police tonight about my reporting on X. They’ve asked me to delete posts and not to report on Rotherham professionals moving forward even though they’re no reporting restrictions on the case. I’d like to add, the information I’ve

votes.parliament.uk/votes/commons/… Which of these lot are scared their hard drives are going to be checked?

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary No I actually had no idea when I joined. Apparently it was 9 years since. I hope this was as interesting to you as it was to me.....😒

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.... I completely forgot it's #TalkLikeAPirateDay, I've not missed one for about 20 years! Shiver me timbers me hearties!!!!

Imagine Grok trying to tell me that 'Shit on Masking tape' has some deep meaning to it 🤣

#HardcoreWillNeverDie Episode 538 #happyhardcore #rave #ukhardcore #hardcore #breakbeathardcore #Podcast #hardcoretechno #bouncytechno #ravers #oldschool #oldschoolhardcore #ravebreaks #nuskoolbreaks #gabber #djezc linktr.ee/djezc

Imagine Yorkshire Water 💧 almost doubling your bill, even though you're using less than last year, and STILL not dealt with the 0.6l per minute flow rate that was reported nearly 5 years back, and the bits of metal in the water.

Trickiest wank ever?

Happy Birthday Eruption 101.3FM!! 33 years ago on the 17th Feb 1993 Eruption switched it's first transmitter on and broadcasted to the masses until 2012. To all the crew that joined us on our journey, thank you and best wishes to all involved with the original “Big E".