2100 followers on Instagram? WOW!! Many thanks to everyone that loves stuffed animal turkeys. The account is officially legal! 🍺🥃🍾🍹🥂

The international roommates are in the World Cup spirit too!! 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇲🇽

LETS GO USA!!

HAPPY YANKEE ELIMINATION DAY 2022!! Hung out all day with the guest of honor Houston Astros Orbit

But I can’t wait

#Friday #Edging blink-182

What if I told you we just made the best album of our career 😎 blink-182

Today is a day to rejoice, Tom DeLonge has rejoined blink-182!! Blink 182 is not just my favorite band, they’re my heros. I absolutely can’t wait for the reunion tour next year. Here’s me and Tom hanging out tonight to celebrate!

I’ve made a giant Bear Biscuit for us all to share at the #stuffiebakeoff picnic hosted by Kenny koala 🐻

My roommate dale, inspired by the duck named seducktive than ran a road race, ran his first 5k this morning! He even was awarded a medal for being the first place stuffed animal to finish!! Don’t tell him he was the only stuffed animal there, we don’t want to kill his vibe

Do the idiots on the Supreme Court next Green Day, then McConnell

Does Lurkie have any friends that are residents of the great nation of Canada??

And to ensure everyone in the restaurant noticed his date:

How is this punishment?!? That was probably the best date he’ll ever have!! Looks like it was a lot of fun. Albeit I would have been tempted to leave him for one of those pretty girls at the other table!!

Monsters inc is on tonight!!

Back. To. Work. 🍊

I’m hearing that I got a shout out from Tactical Manager on his watch along today!! I’m very humbled and honored that my favorite YouTuber thinks highly of me!!

Pulling for Liverpool today because I like Mighty Red

Lurkie found out that his human ordered a plush Mighty Red of Liverpool even tho he has that weird branch of lever in his mouth. Maybe momma can do surgery on him & have it removed. Royal Mail says he’ll arrive June 10th. I hope Liverpool FC put snacks in his box. That’s a long trip