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Can everyone please RT

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Sums Lampards tactics up. #EFC

Moshiri out!

Swear to god Ste Bonk would run our club better than these absolute fucking lying cunts and am still trying to teach him how to tie his laces (he’s made progress this season like he now knows his left from right foot)

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As a parting gift to their manager, Napoli ultras gifted Luciano Spalletti his steering wheel and CD's they stole from his beloved Fiat Panda during protests in 2021 😂🚗

Too many people on here banding me mates name about, ppl pretending their his mate, ppl who he considers his mates laughing about it. All for a bit of twitter attention. It’s got fuck all to do with any of yous, pathetic cunts!

13 miler boxed. Fell over needs new ankle!

At this point a firm of fucking seagulls could just take off with the main stand roof and we’d all just shrug our shoulders be like, ah well, another day being a blue innit.

Deed not breed! Can’t just ban XL Bully. Their victims to being status symbols for dickheads just like frenchies and dachshunds before them (worst most clueless owners of any breed I come across with my rottie btw) Research and education and taking responsibility is what’s needed

Even with a boss win, Everton still do your head in basically blaming fans for not being in the ground 45 before KO. Maybe cos it’s a week night ppl haven’t had their tea and don’t want pay extortionate prices for shite food and drink, plus fuck e ticketing off. That is all.

When will these thick fucks realise shite atmospheres has little to do with “energy” on the pitch. • Local working class fans priced out • Grounds full of tourists and corporates • VAR ruining any enjoyment for match goers • Stupid KO times for TV You Sky cunts started it

After the success of my end of season coach ppl reviews in the summer, a mid season Xmas day special is coming up, you’ve been warned BRICK Travel Azzy Thomarse Hoko. I’ll be unusually ruthless for once.

Great day yesterday. Beto’s beautiful blues wining again🎉. Azzy having more naps than a baby, BRICK Travel behaving himself on here, Thomarse had no drunken fits of rage, a true gent to sit next to, even Marcus was seen bopping away to Oh Davey Moyes at one point

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