Haaland should go to the World Cup and every team is allowed to summon him once in the tournament for 30 minutes, he arrives by parachute, we’ll work on the logistics when we have this approved.

So much time for how Chris Smalling has embraced his move to Italy. Another goal last night, mastered the language for the post-match interviews. Happy for him

LADbible If it’s got tits or tyres, you’re going to have problems with it

Drake & 21 Savage are dropping a collab album called ‘Her Loss’ on October 28th 🤯

"And we're joined by Jermaine Jenas"

Bet365 after getting the whole nation to put Harry Kane over 0.5 shots on target on

Could really do with a motivational speech from Mr. Smith rn about the narrow path to success

Rio’s team on the money

National Female Parkrun Record🚨 Parkrun session this morning followed by some reps to finish. Managed to break the national record whilst doing it which was a nice surprise!It’s fun to take part and use a parkrun as part of a hard training session. Thank you Long Eaton parkrun!

My mum after I came down hungover AF this morning:

This gotta be the most brutal end to a rivalry in sports history

Mahiedene Mekhissi-Benabbad has announced his retirement. He’ll go down as Europe’s best steeplechase ever but I’ll always remember him for the fight with Mehdi Baala after Monaco in 2011

Me every time Maya Jama comes on the TV #LoveIsland

Sounds like a conversation I’ll be having about Forest in the pub come November…

“Shoutout to my mum who’s driven me to Heathrow about a hundred times this year, bless her.” Ben Pattison is in the world 800m final after clocking 1:44.23 🇬🇧 He reveals all the sacrifices that go on behind the scenes and is after a medal in Budapest 💥 🎙️ Tim Adams

It ends in defeat. #CheNot

What a fantastic video and message this is from Norwich City. Check in on the people you care about.