Listen to all five violents EPs today so I'm feeling pretty good going into this weekend.

If the intro to Chef's Table doesn't get you hyped then you need to have a real conversation with yourself.

What does "turned you into a Mexican" mean?? #MayweatherVsMcGregor

I wish I had the confidence of the guy on the phone at the urinal with the class of LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE ON THE ANYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET.

Been in Nashville for almost 12 hours and still haven't casually seen liza or the ghost of Johnny Cash. What the hell.

Nashville update. Crema Coffee Roasters

Telling myself I'm going to read and letting the next Game Of Thrones auto play is a real life reflection of how I deal with my problems.

This is how I look at people when they start talking about the gym or their new diet.

ITS OFFICIALLY OCTOBER. TIME TO GET SPOOKY BITCHES

This is how a best friend should respond to one of your videos doing well.

Did I order business cards with a photo of a young Ryan Gosling on the back? Yes. Yes I did.

*panics about life problems* *eats taco* *repeats until 20s are over*

My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.

Baked cookies to mail to my out of state friends becaus that's what Autumn holiday spirit is all about. 🍁🍂🍪

Last minute Halloween costume: White girl being a cat.

I wonder if Martin Luther knew he was starting the trick or treating trend when nailed those 95 theses to the church.

Handing out full sized candy bars but from Easter so the kids won't know what to do with me.

Y'all I made a video of my friend Tess who makes sourdough and I love it. Hope you enjoy it too! vimeo.com/243019773

A bar with wheatgrass floors so you can pound shots of tequila and still be healthy.

Uber driver (in a Grand Cherokee): someone's broken into my car twice this month Me: more like Law and Order SUV Uber driver: it's SVU Me: oh I know I was just making a car joke Uber driver: I watch the show it's SVU Me: ok