Luke Garmon (@lukegarmon) 's Twitter Profile
Luke Garmon

@lukegarmon

Fish tacos are my love launguge.

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calendar_today18-11-2013 02:21:19

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I wish I had the confidence of the guy on the phone at the urinal with the class of LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE ON THE ANYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET.

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Telling myself I'm going to read and letting the next Game Of Thrones auto play is a real life reflection of how I deal with my problems.

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My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.

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Uber driver (in a Grand Cherokee): someone's broken into my car twice this month Me: more like Law and Order SUV Uber driver: it's SVU Me: oh I know I was just making a car joke Uber driver: I watch the show it's SVU Me: ok