last thing russia wants is a bloke like me on the front line. nimble. quick hands. high score of 987 on them boxing machines. neighbours cower behind the curtains when i walk through the estate. unfortunately done my back in at work last week so will have to give it a miss. sick.

Me and the boys after getting drafted and seeing the Russians coming

Both eardrums perforated and barely able to stand up, Jordan Gill chose to sit on the ropes and take a beating in the hope he could land one perfect shot to become European Champion..the rest is history! One of the most incredible moments I have ever witnessed! DAZN Boxing

Micah Richards When you try not to look at your mate while your teachers yelling

To the people who say the UK have no culture, let me present a pub celebrating over a Tipping Point winner:

Going down the pub, Alan?

This joke from Chelsea's kit-man will never get old. 😂

Scott Parker’s Bournemouth have been promoted to the Premier League 🎉🎉

🏁Monaco GP F1 preview … sort of! 🏎

Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. The first one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

Breaking: Boris Johnson addresses the nation.

Crystal Palace have submitted 2nd bid for Ronnie Edwards. £4m + £4m in add ons. Discussions ongoing between the two clubs. 🚨🔵 #CPFC #DeadlineDay

God Save The Queen 🇬🇧😓

On this day, 18 years ago, YouTube was created. I think we can all agree this is the greatest video that has ever surfaced the platform.

PETERBOROUGH HAVE SCORED! IT'S 4-1. 5-4 on aggregate.

🎵 As it's Scott Parker's birthday and Mike Skinner/The Streets are trending...

Peterborough fans - this is what you can expect from Chris Conn-Clarke 🌟 🙌 22 years old ☑️ 47 games ⚽️ 23 goals 🅰️ 12 assists 🥇 Goal Contributions (35) 🥇 Smart Passes (41) 🥇 Deep Completions (81) 🥇 Shots (180) 🥇 Dribbles (303) 🥈 Key Passes (32)

🔵⚪️ Peterborough have won the race to sign highly rated Wales U19 centre back George Nevett from Rochdale. The youngster will undergo his medical tests in the morning and sign a long term contract. Manager Darren Ferguson sees him as a big talent for next season.

Geezy Atlético de Madrid they tried doing the same thing as fcb with Negreira and dont want any changes to the referee staff.

THE ENTIRE STADIUM IS DOING THE POZNAN AFTER REAL SOCIEDAD EQUALISED AGAINST MAN UNITED🤯🤯🤯