Anyone in #Birmingham recommend a DJ for an event?

Absolutely gutted - should have been a permanent fixture up front 💔

Incredible 😍

The first in a series of rural family WhatsApps

I will never understand why crimes like this aren’t given whole life prison sentences. Her poor family 💔

Someone’s been at the clipart

Oh good, George has moved on from calling me ‘Bro’ to calling me ‘Blood’ 🙃

Seagulls 'charismatic' not 'criminal', say scientists bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…

The non-apology

On the train with George and just told him if he has a 💩 an alarm sounds and everyone will know as he comes out of the toilet 😁 #mumoftheyear

What is the reasoning for not being allowed lids on plastic bottles of water or coke at Wembley? If it’s because they know kids will knock them over immediately, meaning you’ll need to cough up another £4, then congratulations

A freelancer just sent a pitch with the line ‘I’m not desperate for work’ 🤣

My brother

Gravity

This is my ex in cat form

Leaving the premises to meet a boy 😂

What a game! #FAcup #MUNLIV

Jesus Christ, Rashford! How?!