You know when people say “everything happens for reason” I used to believe in that until I got stuck in a thorn bush in Croatia for 3 hours, there was absolute no reason for that to happen

Have you got a Kat, Jane and Sutton? Does this kind of friendship really exist in real life? Thanks so much to H a r r i e t H a l l for letting me write about my favourite TV show and the trio who were my imaginary friends over lockdown independent.co.uk/life-style/net…

when asked in 2009 by paparazzi if she had a message for britney, cher said: "yeah, she should blow you guys up with a car bomb!"

Molly’s piece is beautiful, I know it’s biased to say it feels like sitting down with your best mate and getting everything off your chest but reading this DOES feel like that. Have a read 🤌🏽

There’s no kind of weather that doesn’t fuck me off to some degree.

Dolly Parton didn't spend her millions on vanity space travel, she's spent it putting 150 million books in the hands of children and honestly, more people should be like Dolly.

WHAT

Deborah Russell MP 🐝 nzherald While “complete failure” is an overstatement, and MIQ has done a lot to keep many kiwis safe, your tweet - like much of Labour’s rhetoric on the topic - completely dismissed both the ways the system has failed kiwis (1)

Remember when you used to be asked, “Smoking or non-smoking?” at a restaurant? No? That’s because we, as a society, made the decision that people who smoke can absolutely do so, but they don’t get to endanger others in the process. Do you see where I’m going with this or

Probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write - simply due to the unbelievable number of heartbreaking stories shared with me - but also the piece I’m most proud of. Families are being torn apart. People are missing their loved ones’ final moments. independent.co.uk/independentpre…

re-defining "jailbait" to mean someone i might kill

1) If the police took domestic violence and so-called "minor" sex crimes and assault seriously, predators would be stopped before they committed the ultimate crimes. This has been proven so many times.

How have the police managed to get themselves into a situation where their line is: if a police officer tries to arrest you, run away?

it smell weird in here to you guys?

we are so fucked lmao

Fiji’s Prime Minister, Voreqe Bainimarama at #COP26: "We Pacific nations have not travelled to the other end of the world to watch our future to be sacrificed at the altar of appeasement of the world's worst emitters."

Some big strides being made today at COP26

I love Richard Ayoade, but I've just seen him do an advert for HSBC in which he says: "climate change doesn't do borders. If the sea level rises here, it rises around the world". Since January this year, HSBC has poured $5.3bn into new fossil fuel projects.

Okay mr scientist if “matter cannot be created or destroyed” then where the fuck are all my hair ties