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To those that call for a kinder, gentler Dem party, I give you the 1988 election, the 2000 recount, the Garland nomination, and Russia interference (among others). We are in a fight for the survival of this nation as we know it. It is no time for fake fighters or weak knees.

@drewmagary Waylon is 6 years old and I still have to wipe his ass occasionally. If he were a human child, we'd be asking the doctor if this was cause for concern.

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Vontae Davis at halftime

Buffalo CB Vontae Davis apparently retired at halftime during the Chargers-Bills game Sunday. "He said he's not coming out. He retired..." —Bills LB Lorenzo Alexander

Feel like this Gronk #Lions nixed trade stuff dropped on morn of game between #Patriots & DET doesn’t qualify as real news; there’s no way on God’s green 🌏 it was found out today—just held onto until it might get the most attention, cause biggest distraction. Weaponized “news”🤮

Decent first quarter for Jordy Nelson 😳

Mitch McConnell protested that Merrick Garland was nominated too close to the end of Obama’s term to be confirmed. I say that any nominee—including blackout drunk assaulters—is now too close to the date of Trump’s impeachment to be considered.

Get a large pizza from @HungryHowies for $.23 when you buy a large pizza because I had an interception in this week's Game! Restrictions apply. Order now using code SLAY23. HungryHowies.com/Slay23 #BigPlaySlay #HowieSlay23

Kate McKinnon does Lindsey Graham better than Lindsey Graham does Lindsey Graham.

Squad goals. ift.tt/2NbcKR6

Is this a prank?!? My cousin posted this pic of a vintage #Porsche knocked into the Regent’s Canal, N1 by a white van. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I’ve found my true calling

Can you beat my #PineapplePen score? #PPAP itunes.apple.com/app/pineapple-…

I gave the University of Alabama $26.5 million. They gave it back when I spoke out about abortion, Hugh F. Culverhouse Jr writes wapo.st/2I0w7Nc

#MikePence is also the "Christian" who uses religion to discriminate against the LGBT community, preach conversation therapy aka torture, enabled an HIV outbreak so widespread the CDC had to get involved. -His- response was to pray. He also jailed women for miscarriages.

Find you someone that looks at you the way Melania looks at Justin Trudeau.