Me: offers an opinion for the fantasy football team my brother and I share

My brother:

Most likely will end up at a JuCo with a percocet addiction.

Wait until the other franchises learn about exercising

Damn, I really thought the pink and purple haired weirdos screaming and starving on American college campuses would work.

We should explore an Embiid trade this off season.

Benavidez looks like the villain opponent they cast in every boxing movie.

“T, Kendrick just dropped another diss track”

Telling everyone in Italy I’m Jimmy Garoppolo.

*Kendrick and Drake psychologically trying to drive the other to a mental breakdown*

J. Cole:

J. Cole graduated magna cum laude for a reason.

There’s no winner of this beef until Dilly P declares one.

Kendrick was gon read off J Cole stats in Rwanda

Meanwhile, J.Cole:

Tobias, get ready to learn Czechoslovakian, buddy.

Let’s be honest, all these purple/blue haired weirdos only want to “Free Palestine” to rock the fresh scarf.

Better update that LinkedIn τobias Harris

In their defense, if Palestine dropped both of these they/thems on Israel the war would most likely end.

Palestine after the blue haired college kids camp out in the quad

Well done frat boys. 🇺🇸

The Nuggets in the first round.