Geez, I didn't realize just reporting on football could cause you to get CTE. Scary stuff.

If it's so dire, and the US Government needs to balance the budget, they could always increase income by taxing the everloving daylights out of billionaires and corporations (alongside some intelligent cost cutting). But something tells me they won't.

Our country is not in a good place when the vice president is tweeting easily verifiable misinformation. Someone here legally, convicted of no crimes, got disappeared to a gulag by our government. And I'm hearing crickets from the 2nd amendment personal freedom folks.

this essay is ridiculous, and I can't believe he actually submitted this to schools. But also, who in their right mind would buy lessons on any subject from a 10 year old for $30/hr?!?! You'd have to pay me to listen to a 10 year old talk for any length of time.

"We love that we could help her complete the transaction, we just wish we could price gouge the shit out of her."

Trump probably thinks he's playing 4d chess, but he's actually just slowly inserting chess pieces into his rectum.

Look at this photo of a factory, and please point out where your job would be if the US does manage to bring manufacturing back.

Billionaires don't care about you. Wake up and start learning about how to best pressure your government for things that benefit YOU. And I'll give you a hint: giving more tax cuts to billionaires and lowering estate taxes for 34 million dollar estates is not it.

Guy starts punching his own dick. People: "Hey you should stop punching your own dick" Guy stops punching his own dick. Guy: "WOW I JUST CURED MY OWN DICK PAIN, IM A GENIUS DOCTOR!"

I avoided buying a gallon of bleach today, which by Bondi math means I saved my entire family from certain death.

Did PGA TOUR Communications put Byron Nelson in charge of CJ Cup weather updates?

gah, every week I check the PGA TOUR schedule and get so annoyed when its these neutered "Signature" events. Full field cut events are soooo much more interesting.

Reviewing the DFS ownership for the Truist Championship and Jason Day (out) got the same ownership as Nick Dunlap. Man it would be a funny week for Nick Dunlap to wake up and remember how to golf.

My 2 year old when I'm trying to get him to go to his room for bedtime.

Has anyone created $Popezaballa yet?

The way this is worded makes me think of it like a Larry David sitcom.

I noticed you never took your living room rug in for professional detailing, but NOW you are suddenly so concerned about me taking a dump on it.

Heres how my DX Research Group AI trading journey is going so far.

Elite nepo babies like this douchebag never had to work in a restaurant, so I am not surprised they have no idea what 86 stands for.

Imagine the PGA DFS carnage if Rory, JT, and Keith Mitchell all miss the cut.