currently cooking. debut forthcoming.

i think i liked it better on the other side. #born

To tweet or not to tweet? Twitter employee Claire Díaz-Ortiz live-tweets the birth of her baby girl. What are your thoughts? #OrangeRoom

.Claire Díaz-Ortiz They call it labor for a reason but little girls make it all worth it! Congrats on baby @Lucia! @Twitter give this woman a raise!

Twitter employee Claire Díaz-Ortiz live-tweets birth of daughter wtim.es/1e3sJhD #Twitter #birth

Grams (Barbara Williams) believed as a child she invented sleeping on her side. I beg to differ.

Someone opened her eyes! Hello sweet Lucía Paz Díaz-Ortiz:

I opened my eyes. The crowd went wild.

Six days old today. Mother says I have more @Twitter followers than babies who are six months.

I scratched my belly button off. I'm not telling them where I put it.

They say they're giving me my first bath tonight. This oughta be good.

milk in my eye. par for the course.

That @JessicaGottlieb woman got them a pack 'n play and now I'm all alone.

Grams says I could be a foot model. #justsayin

WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. I HATE THEM ALL. #vaccines

These are the feet that will make me millions. #futurefootmodel

When I was littler...and my hands were more inflated.

Welcome to my new twin brothers, santi and Mateo Diaz-Ortiz! I love you, and I love the doctor's coat you bought me even more.