Reached the age where I check my emails 25 times a day and forget to text my friends back

This happened tonight in Columbus, NE..

can’t stop thinking about this

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

Time zones are cool af - Australia is in 2021 USA is in 2020 Nebraska Football Fans are still in the 1990s

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

Joe Biden The Biden White House doesn’t know the difference between jobs created vs jobs recovered.

never seen someone walking their birds before

Venezuelans have taken over Aurora Colorado apparently

9/11 👏WAS 👏 A MIRACLE 👏 #NeverForget911 #waifuwatchers

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Where are the 325,000+ children Kamala?

Biden committed ‘impeachable conduct,’ ‘defrauded United States to enrich his family’ ⚠️When are the REAL CRIMINALS going to pay for their crimes ?⚠️ #NoEqualJustice #ThursdayMorning #Elections2024