In Turin for Juventus v Ajax tomorrow. Working in a cafe in the city centre run by a Torino fan. The wifi password is 'juvemerda'. This is why football is the best thing in the world.

So Tesco say that they could remove plastic packaging tomorrow if it was the right thing to do. I think it’s the right thing to do. I reckon anita rani thinks it’s the right thing to do. What do YOU think? #WarOnPlastic #OurPlasticFeedback

Brilliant keynote by Larry Summers at the 75th Bretton Woods Anniversary Conference: "Gold is 1% of global wealth & all crypto is 5% the size of gold. So crypto is 0.05% of world wealth & that is just about right". In my view that is 0.05% too much as crypto is worth less than 0

Nigel Farage prank called live on air

My new favourite thing is Italian mayors and regional presidents LOSING IT at people violating quarantine. Here's an eng subtitled compilation. "I hear you wanna throw graduation parties. I'm gonna send the police over. With flamethrowers." #Covid19 #coronavirus

"People all over the UK came out to clap for the NHS 👏🏼" x.com/i/events/12432…

Parents, teachers and carers working to keep children amused and interested while we’re on lockdown might need a bit of magic, so I’m delighted to launch harrypotterathome.com

Every single online meeting today

Mi è stato riferito che la ministra #Azzolina va in giro facendo la mia imitazione. Sapete che di solito non amo questo genere di satira ma devo dire che la ministra è stata molto garbata e misurata. #bravaebella

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

This is Jacinda Ardern - the first Prime Minister to have dealt with a major terrorist attack, a deadly volcanic eruption and a pandemic all in her first term of office, all while holding a baby. Blokes - just give up.

this is all i could think of #BorisJohnson

An Open Letter to all MPs in Parliament... #maketheUturn Please retweet and tag your local MPs

or both?

A genius ad: sweet, moving, clever. Well played Barilla and Roger Federer - but above all Carola and Vittoria. #TheRooftopMatch

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

This is called the domino effect

Il divino Crizio è il nuovo Quelo #ilunatici

Looking for 3 tickets for Servette Rangers on August 15th