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NEW on the free feed: guy who loves to have his wives die, and also to go to Europe. Municipal meeting minutes include: Bakingmore Cookieland, The Uncle’s Price, Eric Adams: Unhobbled,  getting sucked off by a Rockefeller, and the Big Guiteau Hole.

why are you telling me | patreon.com/lubchansky

ok a fun thing that is happening is NEXT FRIDAY is that after the nationwide tour, we are HOME and doing our little show at the Bell House in brooklyn. imagine: what if a comedy variety show...were good? concerts.livenation.com/gender-reveal-…

NEW on the free feed today: two medium-large mayors. Municipal meeting minutes include: A Minneapolis Hello, Apostolic Roundup, The subsidized Girlboss and the cucked landlord, the Heptapod Mayor, The Sash of Lórien, and Quit hogging the four top or I’ll call the goons!

okay but THIS time | patreon.com/lubchansky

Yesterday, I saw a photo from Gaza of children begging for food, most of whom were so thin that you could see bones. And in the comments, people responding to this by saying 'FAFO' etc. We've really crossed a moral line and next over the next decade we'll see the consequences

NEW on the mayoral benevolent feed: The "Bitcoin Mayor" of Miami himself. Municipal Meeting minutes include: The way of the Mayor Hand, a cousin-involved drinking, the Miami political compass, in the womb for 90 months, Orc DeSantis, and Nova’s failed presidential campaign.

guys the new pope went to villanova. knicks mandate of heaven???????????

this reminds me of that thing | patreon.com/lubchansky

One of the NYTimes’s witnesses for their investigation into Israel’s killing of the 15 medics in Rafah was himself killed this weekend.

BREAKING: Israeli Forces Kill 12-Year-Old Eyewitness to Rafah Paramedic Massacre Mohammed Bardawil, 12, was shot and killed by Israeli forces in the Mawasi area of Gaza this week. He was one of the only four surviving eyewitnesses to the Israeli military’s execution of 15

NEW on the free feed: THE OAF'S LAMENT! Municipal meeting minutes include: Riley’s face sand table, oaf credentials, why is this pamphlet chained up?, dusty pediment at the Kennedy School, the mayor has two bodies, the jeans runner, accidental discharge, and the municipal soul.

oh i see | patreon.com/lubchansky

Turn on your mayor conditioners, and join us for a mega municipal roundup on the bonus feed. Hyah! Minutes include: Turkish kaiju, MayAOr3, the Sadiq Khan of myth and legend, the Montreal kippah, high popes, love bombing Randle Weddle, and the forward operating McDonald’s.

When that man murdered 6 year old Wadee Alfayoumi in Chicago, because he had to defend against “the global intifada,” I notice we never had any media cycles of pundits or politicians discussing what it was about the pro-Israel movement that drove people to kill.

crabs in a bucket | patreon.com/lubchansky

NEW on the free feed: our most embattled and empaneled mayor, Willy Lantigua. Municipal meeting minutes include: Coconut water poisoning, dkdkflflfiffnfkrdjheb, Time to Embattlement (TTE), Deputy Neelix, The (International) Garbage Truck Conspiracy, & the mayor that marries you.

NEW on the benevolent feed: Resident Yerevanian, Producer sam is on the other side of the microphone! We're talking about former mayor and lover of the number 7, Taron Margaryan. Is a hot dog a kind of column? YOU be the judge.

get optimized | patreon.com/lubchansky

This week on the free feed: the universe's happiest mayor, Oscar Goodman! Municipal minutes include: Indicted in battle, Walkin’ on the Son, Doing the hora with Lefty Rosenthal, Spaghetti mission, Another hooping mayor, Dry martinis/wet cigars, and No Nose’s Mob Meatballs.