Lute

HOLY FUCK, GET OVER IT

Who the FUCK is trying to stop me seeing my fiancée?!

"Though some say 'Easter is about Jesus's return'. ACTUALLY, the symbols associated with it—the egg and bunny, are ancient pre-Christian symbols of fertility, birth, creation and the Goddess. The rabbit is connected to fertility—and Spring is a time of creation, sex and birth,"

Oh, for fu- Not you, too. There's enough of this Easter crap in Heaven.

If one more dumb fuck tries to get me to wear bunny ears, I'm not going to be held responsible for my actions!

I— CHARLOTTE, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!? WHAT IF THE OTHER GIRLS SEE YOU?!

"You were there during the first Easter, weren't you, hag?"

G-good mornin- wait no. What the fuck are you wearing!?

How is that in any way appropriate!? It's way too fucking revealing, you'll give people ideas!

. . . You know what I mean. It's way too sexy to wear in public. It doesn't help that you're hot as fuck anyway.

"Uh-huh. Oh Carmine, you're so fucking smart. Who cares? It's not like anyone takes human holidays that seriously."

"You live in Hell. There's no way those fucks use the holiday as anything other than a reason to indulge in who knows how many sinful acts. ... how exactly is knowing the origins of Easter going to bring you power?"

/ I missed being the angry pigeon

/ The IQ of a potato? 😭 I'm gonna need a minute, that sent me