Some have said that things often fly over my head, but I am far too tall for that to happen!

Hm. I am not feeling like myself today... Ah, must be something I ate, probably nothing!

None of this would have happened if the UN had offered me a better retirement package.

The weak must be culled.

Ooauf, I don't think that currywurst was the freshest. Feels like I was out of commission for a good week at least! Total blackout! So, what did I miss??

|| Rare OOC to ask y'all to please go check out and give some love to nyaar who so kindly gave me permission to use this awesome portrait of Reinhardt as a pfp!

Zoomies!💨 #pharmurphy

For the record, the Crusader's Code is very clear on the matter: "Article 276.a - If it has a ring on it, thou must not hit it."

I suppose "Happy surrogate father figure day" doesn't quite sound right.

Another year older, and still strong as a ox, or eight!

Hm.

🩺 Dr. Ziegler's never-ending overtime #overwatch

Everyone says "don't respond to random messages from strangers". Brigitte and Ana and Ana's sassy Athena... well what if the random messages turn out to be from somebody nice? People look at me funny if I try to make conversation, how else am I supposed to make new friends?

I feel like something just happened...

No, no, that wasn't thunder, only my knees.