Variety "Can't be seen to defend her, because I'm too cowardly. I reckon it's safest to condemn her, but I'll dress it up a bit: a confusing here, a complex there, perhaps an inexplicable would work? However this plays out, the woman writes gold dust & I'm not turning down the cheque."

Fell to wondering what happened to Koo Stark

This was excellent. I already had great respect for Steve but my goodness... Is Putin slightly in awe of him?

Please god don't let the family with the horrible curtains do a jaunty song about Epstein 🙏

It's here again... youtu.be/WJBrAIVrK-4?si…

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

'It quite clearly states you get a Corby trouser press in EVERY room'

Silly cow

Same reaction when someone calls me on WhatsApp.

Silly cow doesn't realise she's too late to the bandwagon

Sarah did not understand the social part of social media

Today I was on a bus and an elderly man dropped his walking stick on my foot as he tried to sit down. I picked it up and gave it to him and we got into a conversation about his knees and his love of pubs and wine and his dear late wife who was almost 20 years younger than him…

“Female in a dress” my arse. Look at yourself, BBC. Even if some twat in Canada called him that someone in the fucking newsroom should know that phrase does not remotely pass the sniff test. Appalling.

If we were nearing April, you'd be forgiven for bypassing this with a wry smile and chuckle, BUT. This isn't a joke, Head to Blackwell's Rare Books this coming Thursday, Friday and Saturday and pick up a little gem (*while stocks last!) for absolutely nothing!

I presume all retailers will be waiting for statutory guidance before deciding whether or not to display it in the milk section.

I've been terfing on Bluesky, folks Please see that my grave is kept clean.

Angie H Andrew Billen Nick Wallis There’s been a suggestion that we all persuade Donald Trump to take up the trans cause to trigger an immediate reverse ferret by identity activists

Tim Berners Lee. Thank you.

BREAKING: The High Court has dismissed the Good Law Project’s challenge to the EHRC interim guidance on single and separate-sex facilities. Mr Justice Swift endorsed the EHRC update as an accurate statement of the law for employers & service providers.

EXCLUSIVE: Ousted Oxfam boss Halima Begum speaks to me on Channel 4 News in her first interview since she quit in December. Tune in at 7 👀