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More dry unspecific apologies, now with 3 forced tears!

Things have advanced from “chat GPT apology letter” to “ I want to talk and apologize in person, NO EXPECTATIONS” to “spitting in your boot & gaslighting you about it because you have not accepted my apology” in just 12 short days. Very normal, very nice. Totally not abusive. 👍

It's okay to find joy in simple things - a cup of tea, a rainy day, tracking the poachers through the swamp with a knife in your teeth. It's healthy.

the realest bitches used to live with their grandma for a while

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Sagittarius after a long day of work.

this is such a universal gay experience and for them to do it on a talk show was just too real

She🤤🤤🤤🤤esh

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There's people holding grudges against you for things they did to you. Instead of holding themselves accountable and do some remedial measures, they'd rather dismiss their abusive behavior, and act as if they didn't do it, even though the guilt will eat them from the inside out.

I also shake my ass to signify it’s time to eat.

We been told y’all

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Barcode scanner music by Japanese collective Electronics Fantasticos

Someone asked me how I’d handle someone being passive aggressive like they wanted my advice, but it seems like they actually wanted clues to craft some of the most obvious, comically corny, passive aggressive behavior I’ve ever experienced as a test. OK WILE E COYOTE