You know it's not real, right?

White Chick 🤝 White Prick

Any chance of a ‘Rugby for Idiots’ commentary. Would very much appreciate someone telling what a scrum does, is, wants?

If I had the money to drop my laptop out of a helicopter, I would hope that I had the money to just buy a new laptop

If I had a pound for every message I had telling me I’m in my overdraft, I would find out who is paying me this pound and ask them to up it to a fiver at least… cause they must have tonnes of money! Probably some sort of hypothetical sugar daddy 💰💰💰

What it’s actually like having a baby… reminding your loved one that they should clean their teeth

Me submitting my self tape for the new Karate Kid

Now let’s decorate for Christmas

Being a dad and a comic is going to a gig covered in shit, because you have a baby and shat your pants

Leaving 2023 in style by doing the dance from Saltburn for my partner, she threw up 🥹

Just one part of your 2023 is more than enough

We so poor atm the deliveroo driver has started tipping us

I spend most of my day being told to reduce the screen time my daughter has, but also being told how excited my partner is to go to another baby screening at the cinema

2mins of Hashi Mohamed absolutely smashing the Conservatives Rwanda policy to bits.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 ‘Our learned judges said the Home Office hadn’t even assessed that policy before adopting it It’s unviable, it’s expensive & the only people it’s going to work for is the Rwandans’ #BBCQT

4 weeks left to our brand new #AI #improv show exploring the threat of deep fakes and actors empowered in augmented reality. Première at the Phoenix Leicester at Leicester Comedy Festival! Sat 24 & Fri 25 Feb 4:30pm 🎟️ comedy-festival.co.uk/events/artific…

The awesome Improbotics are coming to #Leicester as part of the annual Leicester Comedy Festival - do support them if you are in town on 24 / 25 Feb - here's the link, they'll be at Phoenix Leicester phoenix.org.uk/whats-on/progr… Leicester Comedy Festival dmuleicester Tracy Harwood Art-AI Festival

#ArtificialIntelligence #improv pioneers are back at Phoenix Leicester for Leicester Comedy Festival! Saturday 24 & Sunday 25 Feb only, 4:30pm. With Alex newson Ben Lovell Boyd Branch @jodiefrankly Mike Prior Piotr Mirowski @bsky.social @p_jlittle sarah davies Thomas Jones! 🎟️ comedy-festival.co.uk/events/artific…

Join us on 24 & 25 Feb 4:30pm at Phoenix Leicester for our brand new Leicester Comedy Festival #AI #improv shows and meet cute new robot A.L.Ex Aldebaran! 🎟️comedy-festival.co.uk/events/artific… Alex newson Ben Lovell Boyd Branch @jodiefrankly Mike Prior Piotr Mirowski @bsky.social @p_jlittle sarah davies

Introducing A.L.Ex and the ImproBots: a hilarious #AI show for kids, previewing at Brighton Toy Museum Brighton Fringe on Saturday 25 May 5:15pm! Written and directed by science comedy genius Boyd Branch, produced by Piotr Mirowski @bsky.social sarah davies @p_jlittle, with excellent cast