Not kink shaming at all, but is it me or does Ted Cruz have a humiliation fetish?

Honestly? After surviving the first two weeks of 2023, I feel like this year is letting us know it's a big Stephen King fan right out of the gate and to buckle up...

I'm not a veterinarian, but judging by the way my (normally) satanic 9 month old cat has suddenly turned into a horny, slinky? I'm guessing she's in heat.

Ate a salad bowl size bowl of loaded tater tots for dinner... 41 and Fancy. 💋

Some people have higher standards for what they wipe their asshole with than who they date... Tragic.

Enjoy y'all

Business Idea: For the low price of $200,000 per person I will rent a 1966 Thunderbird convertible, a Brad Pitt impersonator, strap you up with a parachute and drive you over the side of the Grand Canyon if you want a movie experience so badly.

I love hearing about Hunter Biden's coke issues and arrest records from people who have coke issues and arrest records...

Seeing people digging up tweets from 2009-2012 and losing their absolute ever loving minds over the shit we typed and sent out into the Twitter verse. "You guys were unhinged!!" 1. It was a different time where therapy wasn't as accessible. 2. Yes...yes we were* *Are

A Christian boarding school in West Virginia has reached a record $100M settlement with dozens of child abuse survivors. The abuse against the children included rape, assaults, solitary confinement for months, and being denied food and medical care. This should be bigger news.

Incredible way to find out my therapist is at Burning Man

The same boomers that screamed "Clothes don't make the man" my entire life are now losing their collective minds over a giant of a man getting to wear a hoodie on the Senate floor...

There's a fine line between loyalty and stupidity...

Plato's Closet is the Waffle House parking lot of the Northeast.... I will not be taking questions at this time.

Sorry. Can't. Too busy having the definition of sexual assault explained to me by a group of men who haven't gotten an erection without a male enhancement pill since the Nixon administration...

The only consistency among elder millennials has been inconsistency.

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

I am the eldest daughter of a boomer woman, it is funny that men on here think they can say shit even half as cutting as anything my own mother has said to me lol

Has someone tried shaking this Timeline like an Etch-A-Sketch yet? Because if not, we may wanna give that a whirl and start from scratch...