My Mom just texted me “these sluts on tiktok throw a thumb ring on n think they’re special”

Me every time I’m on a black show

Philadelphia bartenders named Trish

Where does Miles Teller rank as a celebrity Philly sports fan?

PLAY THE SONG

You thought a little grease was gonna stop Italians?

fletcher cox Fletch you’ll NEVER be standing on your own…we’ll always have your back. #SuperBowlChamp #FlyEaglesFly

Shout out to the girl who’s been in my IG DM’s tryna bang. Just saw she’s in a first class seat on her way to Chicago with some guy for the birds game. Good on you for making the right call.

They're not just lovable, they're also brave 💪 The Lovable Monsters Comedy are back at Punch Line next week 🎆 Come see hometown heroes Peggy O'Leary & Ryan Foster and a crew of local comics take our stage February 8 🦅💚 🎟️🔗👉 bit.ly/40iEqtV

As an Italian from South Philly I've fallen for Peggy O'Leary The John Kincade Show

Abiyoyo bout to be rich

Me not having a care in the world, finishing my taco as the Mexican restaurant is currently having fire alarms and the department is walking in.

It was tough to handle two O'Hara alumni in the same studio on Friday John Kincade Peggy O'Leary #FlyEaglesFly 975thefanatic.com/2023/03/24/del…

I hope he smashed with the cape on

I will most certainly be booed. That’s a badge of honor in Philly. I’m just glad it won’t be snowing. 😬

Is anyone tailgating for the 95 reopening? I’ll be in the Mattress Factory parking lot with Style tips, by Gnocchi®️ we got nitrous balloons 3 for 10$ and Arby’s beef n cheddars 2 for 8$

Go to this!

Very excited to announce my Album 'Fat Cheerleader' goes on Pre-Sale this Thursday on iTunes & Amazon! Thanks Minty for the amazing cover & Rhizome Comedy for producing it! It was such a special and wild night and I hope you listen!!

Not gonna let a comic get murdered by a kangaroo right in front of everyone at Skankfest. That’s more of a #CarnivalofCombat event…

Football season is over baby go watch my boys cook