nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

Cheers Gauteng.

Hey Cape Town

Good NYT correction today

I’ve been on twitter for like 8 years and there’s still nothing that has topped Earth Sandwich

My incredibly talented friend is doing incredible things at QuantumBlack, AI by McKinsey

My parents are moving houses and their main metric for if they've officially moved in is whether or not the coffee machine is in that house

Ready for another AirPods Pro giveaway? Got five pairs this time. Just RT and you're in! Giveaway open worldwide, winners will be picked on Monday. Good luck!

I need someone who's not a coward to come watch Cats™ with me

Update: Not all sports are cancelled

Oh Hi twitter. Seems I'm going to be on here more often for the next while

Any publicly traded bidet companies out there? Ive got a stock trading hunch

At least now I can get to the end of YouTube

If you weren't sure of how bad things have gotten, Amazon is out of podcast mics.

Cheers Pretoria. It's been real

The demons of my past

if your dog has a costume with arms attached, please deposit them in this thread

I sometimes think about how a Open Window student tried to hire my animation company to do her homework for her

Not working overtime this year because I'm afraid that Shell will coming looking for my midnight oil