"@imOverlyManly: Laser tag? You mean taser tag?"

"Steve Stifler: Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about."

Considering that Iron Man and Batman’s only real superpower is being super rich and smart, Bill Gates turned out to be a real disappointment

"Steve Stifler: Baby, I'd swim across the ocean for you... Lol, just kidding. There are sharks in there."

"Wolf Pack Alan: What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans."

Auto correct doesn't work when I use caps lock. My phone is like "woah, better let this dude cool down before I tell him he's wrong"

"Wolf Pack Alan: All I want for Christmas is you LOL JK I want an iPhone 5s"

"Trevor Noah: Valentine's day is like mob justice. From the outside it looks horrible but when you join in, it can be so much fun."

"Steve Stifler: S.W.A.G. : Still Without A Girlfriend"

It's when you start to wonder whether you can trust someone or not... that is when you already know you dont!!

"Steve Stifler: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market"

Architecture!!

"Steve Stifler: Gave this girl my number last week, she said she'll call me when she gets home. I'm starting to think she's homeless"

"Alan Garner: Maybe Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station."

"@StinsonTruths: Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family."

"@StinsonTruths: If I sing around you I am 150% comfortable with you because I cannot sing for shit."

"@StinsonTruths: "You the bomb" "No you the bomb" Kind gesture in America, Argument in the Middle East."

"@StinsonTruths: True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people... together."Shaun Grobler

"Steve Stifler: Dear Last Night, What did you do with my wallet? I'm serious this time."@Stiaan013

Immature is a word boring people use to describe fun people.