If you're going to Funkytown, you should be able to get there on your own.

WHAT YEAR IS IT x.com/ewnupdates/sta…

robot: ps I love you, florida serial killer: I promise, no serial killing citizen trump: we'll beat people up every day

Then maybe they should get paid like they're important x.com/helenzille/sta…

Life is like a game of snakes and ladders, except there are no ladders and everything is snakes.

Apologies to the 20 something year olds I used to consider adults when I was younger. - I didn't know

And cheap! x.com/TomEatonSA/sta…

Guess its also time to reshare this genuinely amazing piece: Against Students | feministkilljoys - feministkilljoys.com/2015/06/25/aga…

My current crisis x.com/WernerTwertzog…

Is it okay if I add 'doom prophet' to my CV?

Syria peace talks near collapse as opposition declares pause dlvr.it/L5NtQ3

@khule95 It's become a slogan. Which is useful in its own way, I guess.

Parktown Girls had a silent protest today in support of #StopRacismAtPretoriaGirlsHigh

@KrotoaSeKind can't you do the one year law postgrad course?

*watching Narcos* [checks phone mid-episode] [misses crucial plot point] [cries in Spanish]

Shout to Pizza del Forno #WeltevredenparkOutage

I am in favour of the electoral college because it undermines the myth that voting is qualitatively fairer than communist dictatorship.

Some things in life are priceless. For everything else, there's the master-slave relationship embedded in predatory capitalism.

Don't get caught with your pants down! New episode of #BPositive released today! #deathbed #70s #stayscary