As a goof, I ended up writing a short collection of "prayers" called 'The Cynic's Prayer Book'. I'm in the editing stages at the moment and would like to have physical copies to wreak upon the world. In the meantime, here are some samples.

Come laugh at me this weekend. This Sunday (8/21/22) at 6 PM (PST), I'll be streaming on Twitch for the first time. I'll be narrating whatever book I'm currently reading. This will mostly serve as a chance to chat with you weirdos and work the kinks out twitch.tv/loukellymusic

I’m reading this book (a loud) on Twitch tonight at 6 PM (PST). Come and heckle as I figure out the platform for the first time. twitch.tv/loukellymusic

Well, the stream was a bust. Turns out my Internet can’t handle streaming (despite having successful tests several times before). Thank you very much for everyone for their incredible patience, troubleshooting, good nature, and talking about my nipples at length.

Alright - let's try this again. Streaming on Twitch this Sunday (8/28/22) at 6 PM (PST). I'll pick up where I never started last week and read to you in a dry baritone. twitch.tv/loukellymusic

Reminder that I will be streaming on Twitch tomorrow (Sunday - 8/28/22) at 6 PM (PST). We'll see if it works this time. twitch.tv/loukellymusic

Twitch stream didn’t crash this time. Thank you everyone for joining and letting me talk at you. Music we listened to/discussed: Sam Lanyon SERLING The Andretti Swamp Eyes

9/9/22 - The Cynic's Prayer Book cometh to ye in album form.

Tomorrow on Twitch (Sunday - 9/4/22 at 6 PM PST), reading a little bit of The Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy (as requested). Also chatting with you weirdos. Let me know what you’d like to see in the streams. twitch.tv/loukellymusic

Wholesome bathroom art prints by neal burkinshaw

Remixing on Twitch tomorrow. Come watch. Have fun. ...or else. twitch.tv/loukellymusic

Will be remixing some of my friend’s/loose acquaintances’ music on Twitch about 5:30 PM (PST) today. twitch.tv/loukellymusic

Oh, hey. I’m on this. Thank you to Goddess Of Fate for having me scream nonsense over their prog metal track.

Will pick up streaming next week.

Going live in about 15 minutes. twitch.tv/loukellymusic