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Dysfunctional Porn Dad (Loserbator Masturbatorium) (@loserpornaddict) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My ass is high and tight. The only pants my buttcrack doesn't eat are jeans. In everything else, you can fully see my crack and my big ole hamhock dad dumper. I would like to thank all male ass porn models for inspiring me to continue to put in the work in on my glutes

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I go gay stripper event, and the only stripper that caught my eye was a guy wearing a gooner mask, mouth guard ball gag, and noise canceling headphones. He was shaking his limp penis and small bubble butt all in the air. It turned me on so much, had to come home to pump penis.

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It was hot seeing a gooner stripper indulge in his humilation and exposure kink IRL. It was fun to laugh in his face. There is no going back for me. I need a fucking loser gooner hypno pervert porn addict pumptard partner and a stable of limp porn addicted bator boys.

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Saw normal pornstars/strippers IRL, and seeing their hot muscle bodies was good goonfuel. I've been stroking to one them for sometime. But still nothing compares to gooner strippers. If i had a bator club gooner stripper tip them in popper hits watch em shake and wiggle.

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Is it weird that I wanna lift weights while I jerk off. What is happening? I been at the gym already for hours. getting my pump on. Eye banging on clothed guys and sneaking peeks in the locker room. My brain or my penis is forcing me to get more manly. Jock Hypnosis works.

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Thanks to the algorithm for flooding my socials with guys butts. Everyday, my ass is getting fatter and fatter. I have too much potential to grow a beefy dumper. It is like my duty to build my booty. I love lower body day.

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Hip thrusts make me horny. It is fun fucking the air. I like to imagine I am edging my penis in a heavy bear chub while I do it. Just slamming hard up into that weight.

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There is an older chub bear at the gym who keeps talking to me in the locker room while he gets undressed. I think it is only fair at this point I start to stare. I mean he is practically begging for someone to stare at his chubby body, little dick and crazy fat ass. EuroMen

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My life is GYM and PORN. I watch porn, get inspired to go to the gym. Lift weights and eye-bang guys. Shout out to the gym bros who wear crop tops and booty shorts. Get horned up, go home watch porn and repeat. Soon I will look in the mirror and realize I am just porn.

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Senselessly following Instagram male butt models booty workout plans. Leg day is my favorite day. I enjoy going to the gym seeing other homos work out their dumpers. I know you a homo when you stare at your own ass when you lift. Trying to perfect those cheeks.

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Different men told me i have a really nice ass today. It is all because of porn male ass models. I love my ass. it is big and it just gonna keep getting bigger. It is like ass really does have power Lowkey the thought of someone gooning to my ass is hot.

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i love encouraging losers to say fuck sleep and keep them all night pumping it is so hot they need someone to keep them going so bad. dont fall asleep loser por. dad is watching

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I really should be doing porn. Last night some guy kept telling me how my moaning will make men go crazy. He asked to film our session twice, I declined. There's just something about knowing I would be a good performer that turns me on.

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Daddy knows how to put on a show and now the boys are after my dad's hole. They're knocking at my back door!! What do I do? Do I let them in? I guess Dad is gonna have to take a pounding from my horny boys. Gotta take care of em. Keep em satisfied. Its my fatherly duty to provide