Congress is basically just a government welfare program that pays for 500 elderly folks to have staff of young people who help them do social media.

I hope anyone interested in learning about the little dance Booker and Schumer and the rest of them are playing will read my book copaganda. And if you want the truth about body cameras, I wrote about that here: x.com/equalityAlec/s…

First thing I thought was big mama your arm……. But then I thought maybe this is the collab the streets needs. We shall see.

You won't. Such is life.

Listening to my son give his friend relationship advice while also knowing he don't know shit yet.

The latter

lmaooooooo

Podcasts & social media posts extolling their virtues. My granddaddy would lose his shit if he saw sardines being put on the summer jam screen now.

116th st aka Little Africa went up yesterday.

My son woke up and asked for $30 for a haircut. $40 to go get lunch with his his friends. $100 for wireless gaming headphones. Mood #ParentLikeRyan

So many ppl comment on the schoolhouse social media talking about “get Dr. Umar on the line” chile we aint letting that scammer nowhere near us

Tim to the muthafucking T I just pad $300 for my child to RENT 2 E-books for her classes and she expects to eat too smh #parentlikeRyan

Me watching some of my friends update threads daily who previously told me they thought twitter was stupid.

In light of Democrats calling for more "training" for ICE, this passage from my book Copaganda seems relevant.

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Rinse, repeat.

I want the dude doing the Top Dog Law commercials hit with a Rico indictment.

And You Say New York City

That shoe is crazy cause the Nike founder is a big Republican donor. He hasn’t contributed directly to Trump, but he ain’t never donated to any Democratic candidates. Lebron is too dense to understand that. Phil Knight uses his Nike $$ to erode the very thing MLK stood for…

I guess Pete Rock is not taking the high road.