Happy Birthday 🎊🎈🎁🎉🎂

When I come to Birmingham it be easy af to make $5k-$8k per day. My clients miss me and know I’ll make shit happen!

Pan seared

No one should die because of their opinion. With that being said, FUCK Charlie Kirk.

Fuck Charlie Kirk

Brian Krassenstein

Brian Krassenstein

Loser #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

This makes me happy.

WIN: Kimmel is back on the air! LOSS: It is clear that the person running the country is ill equipped. Maybe hooked on phonics would be helpful. 🤷🏾‍♀️ uh-see-tuh-MI-nuh-fuhn (acetaminophen); they know that he reads on a second grade level. They were wrong for giving him that SAT

Yooo Canva I was paying $15 per month for 4 seats. Now, you all are making me pay $20 per person. That’s $80 per month! I thought you weren’t raising your prices. Please help me to understand!!

Say it louder Dave Chappelle Charlie Kirk wasn't no damn MLK #TheUnstoppable

Hey Grok there’s a pedophile in this picture, please remove him. Also, there’s a wanted war criminal. Can you get rid of him too?

Starting the year off good. New contract $85k a year and only working 4 hours a day — Mon-Fri. Not bad.

No.

Did Mitch McConnell die?????

BREAKING NEWS: President’s Day is cancelled until we get one!

Gone, but not forgotten.

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.