not cute & kinky memes

Hey big head 👋

Can I get all up in your spine?

Not bad for DIY manscaping I guess.

That one time I creampied the hotwife of DMV MILF by their Christmas tree 🥧🎄

Lets spend New Years Eve on the couch and be “bullish” for 2025 😈🐂 🎊

I think I want to be an exclusive bull for one hotwife in 2025. I miss the intimacy of that dynamic 🥵🥰

Any volunteers to keep me warm on this snow day? ❄️⛄️

Yeah, what he said.

Oh my god I’m so glad I’m not the only guy who went through this on Hinge 💀

That feeling when you first slide yourself on top of me 🤤

Business in the bag and a bulge under the belt.

If I wasn’t already shadow-banned, I have to be full solar eclipse-banned at this juncture.

I’m not fooling around when I go balls deep in you 😜 #AprilFoolsDay

Yup, I’m definitely shadow-banned.

Hold her hips so she can’t run 🏃‍♀️

Wild idea for a caption: Guess how many butts this thumb has been in.

Man, what is this broken English, Dollar Store version of my account doing? 😭

The engagement is deader than Charlie Kirk.

Has anyone had any luck with Reddit ban appeals? I submitted mine months ago and haven’t heard anything…