deepika padukone in bajirao mastani, oil on canvas; artist unknown

"/Grandmaster/. Better?"

Ambles onto the TL. "Good evening."

|| Work is a nightmare 💔

|| Bajirao Mastani is probably the best Bhansali production yet 😭🔥🔥

"Careful." x.com/parisianvixen/…

"You can't just go shooting people! What's wrong with you?" x.com/parisianvixen/…

“Vous allez touer quelqu'un!”

"Hm. When aren't you French people revolting?" x.com/parisianvixen/…

"And what exactly are you trying to say?" x.com/parisianvixen/…

|| *rushes to go get ahold of Beatrice*

"No, Mother, the chill is your soul."

"See, I can be poor today and be rich tomorrow. But you will forever be narcissistic and empty."

"Because you can't say anything else, Mother. Admit it. You don't always have to win."

"Thank you, Princess!"

"What ever helps you sleep at night."

Gets 18th century version of popcorn. "I want to see where this is going."

Whips out penguin. "Noot noot, bitch."

"Well, you see…" he shifted his weight unevenly, avoiding looking at Beatrice Rainsford and @EminentHuntress

|| Chloe and Beatrice’s arguments give me life