Time to work in my class, you know what that means EPIC ON DA SMARTBOARD

I don't necessarily like the feeling of a pump, I like my phone feeling like it weighs the same as paper when I'm done.

Just heard my students figure out the difference between autistic and altruistic. "I've been telling people all day that I'm autistic" lmao

What happens if I think I'm all that but without the bag of chips?

Every vtuber focuses on growth till it's convenient to say "I'm in it just for friends, I don't actually care about growing". Y'all you aren't a bad person cause you wanna grow, if you don't like this incredibly reasonable take then don't interact with it lmao

*puts off errand for a week* *errand takes 15 minutes* I will not learn anything from this

One of my butlers found this old photo of me... God I miss my body hector 1408 🔞 | COMMS OPEN is a miracle worker for this one 🙏

It's been a rough night, unfortunately grandma eyevan is no longer with us. I think I'm ok but idk

I think it's weird how I don't hear my name basically ever anymore. At work I get called by my last name, everyone else calls me Eyevan or just don't need to say it cause we're playing a game together. During the funeral I heard it like 20+ times and it was jarring

Yappin the night away 💫🌙

I've got a confession y'all. I gotta be in the room where it happens

Getting out of bed is getting really easy. Life ain't that bad 😌

Egads Detective! Another horrible murder has rocked our small town of Arkham, Massachusetts! I'll need to to report to the Arkham Town Museum at 6pm EST on Sat. the 23rd. I don't know if I can trust Tori Cosmica 💫💜 , Lord Eyevan 👁️‍ Eyeball vtuber 👁️‍ ✨🐾Shimmer🐾✨ WOOFTUBER! or JayvisAwe twitch.tv/Marshal_Swamps…

It's so weird how quickly life can turn around, I wish I could tell little me about everything going on 😄

DO YOU REALLY WANNA DO YOU REALLY WANNA TASTE IT 🕺

I don't minmax the fun out of things, I minmax the fun INTO things. Like a true arpg gamer

me: life is good streamer me: chat life is good

Might frick around and learn to do covers this weekend. Might frick around and actually get a video done. Might frick around

CAUSE I GET A THOUSAND HUGS

News flash parents. If you took your child out for an entire week for vacation, ITS NOT MY JOB TO RETEACH THEM EVERYTHING. I'm not your personal tutor