I HAVE RETURNED TO THE DREADFORT. More leeches.

@ServantOnIce Samwell Tarly I am always lovely in the colours of House Bolton. Perhaps some leeches will complement your color as well.

@ServantOnIce Samwell Tarly Sounds like you need the bad blood leeched away. Soon all your resentment will ebb away.

ATTENTION minions: pledge fealty to House Bolton as the true Warden of the North and you will survive the long winter with your skin intact.

@EuronGreyjoy I will not have my wife's name dishonored by the likes of you, squid. Lady Walda Bolton

@DavenLannister If you have pimples, young man, I suggest a course of flaying, followed by a rigorous application of grey leeches.

The Lord of the Dreadfort is wearing his Starkskin pajamas, waiting for the new season to begin. #gameofthrones

@ServantOnIce One can hardly separate the skin from the fat without a sharp flensing knife.

@AryaSheWolf Lady Walda Bolton Ramsay Bolton And happier for you as well, little Nan, if I ever catch up with you.

#TheNorthRemembers what a certain Northern lord did last summer? I should be concerned.

I looked pretty damned good on the pictocube last night. #GameofThrones

@YourLordTywin You and I, ser, are very much alike.

@YourLordTywin We also share the misfortune of having a child who is a complete lunatic. I have Ramsay and you have Cersei.

Has anyone seen a tub of leeches? About yea high, filled with those little sucky guys. It's very important I find it.

Ugh, frog pies for lunch? Who eats that?? Crannogmen, you crazy.

For the curious: sigil is a pink field (a most fabulous colour) with a flayed man in the traditional "come at me bro" pose of House Bolton.

Is there some reason why a lord can't parade around in his own keep wearing nothing but a few dozen leeches? It's brisk, baby.

If you had just Fat Walda waiting for you at the Dreadfort, you'd be shitfaced drunk on Sharna's mulled wine too. #furiousfridays

I think I'm going to name this leather armchair my new castellan.

@andrewRYT When they are ripe for baking into savory pies. I expect your are a leal subject of the true King of the North (me).