Big May The 4th board game night planned for later today with my fav he’s and they’s and I’m stoked like an artichoke

I can’t watch the needle while my blood is being drawn that is the nurses business

Am I a plant gay now?

Hey Digimon, hey Digimon

It’s Delilah’s 1st birthday! Here she is covered in dirt an hour after I gave her a bath 🖤

The weather is finally nice enough at night to stand outside and stargaze and dream again

People who still text with these emoticons “:) :P :O :3 :D” are so cute

Only lgbt people will get this but there was once an unkind person in my life that I felt I had to wait til after they died before I could fully come out. They died 10 years ago, today. Darn. Anyway, I’m very happy, now and (still) very gay! 🏳️‍🌈

Found a spider in my shoe and I’m pretty sure it had a knife

I’m working late…cause I’m a singerrrr

“Making lists is sexy” I say to myself as I make my third list of the day

It’s too pretty not to have lunch outside

Don’t forget your cat’s snacks at the store!! They’ll notice! Currently tied up, upside down over a small pool with two sharks in it

Said “Hey bro” to a opossum I passed in my backyard and I swear he said it back

I found some cute shorts! You gays would be proud of me

I don’t like shopping for shorts but I’m being brave about it

The girls texting me that Taylor’s new album is out like I wasn’t up til 3am listening to all 31 songs like an insane person

This Fallout show is so good! Been smiling through the whole thing. Makes me want to pop a Nuka Cola and redownload Fallout 4 for the millionth time. Also wow I really remember the words to all these old songs

Oh hey look I found you