hey i'm loni anderson

hello my little babies @mikeownsurface @coryevans @BurtReynolds

Here i am everybody. Loni's still making cover pages! http://plixi.com/p/88538559

I really like that rapper Drake. He's such a handsome man. Him and Robin Williams both.

I'm tellin every man he the one for me

Why did my parents name me Loni? Damn.

@mikeownsURface mmm

So thankful I'm going through menopause, no more ruining sexy panties. No more bloody cotex. Love my life.

I've been in a coma

I havent farted in days.

I have a huge bunion on my foot and I need it removed. Know of anyone who specializes in bunion removing?

@Keith_Mikal 30 minutes of laughing is a lot. One time I farted for a good 30 minutes, but no one thought that was funny.

@mikeownsURface I'd like to see you in a speedo baby.