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Jordan Lohn

@LohnJordan

Cats, Butterflies, Flowers, Machine Tools. Secret NAFO cat fella. Slava Ukraini

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calendar_today07-03-2022 16:38:07

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So, how many whacks can an AWACS take 'fore that whacker whacks the ground?

Asking for a huge number of friends... who all look like Shiba Inus.

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This message has been brought to you by me (the secret cat fella of TwitX).

Cheers to all non-right-wingers & non-Putinists!

We Are Humanity! We are the best of humanity. And we will continue to Be Best for as long as it takes!

Slava Ukraini !

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Good morning losers! Get in; we're losing ice.

And speaking of losers, one of my favorite people just popped back-up with a new '@', but (I'm hoping) all the information and snark that made him a favorite within my timeline of wisdom and woe.

Follow: Christopher Cartwright

Cheers!

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When Germany surrendered in WWI, there was not a single inch of German soil under occupation by the opposing armies: a similar scenario to how this war may end. ...Not like Afghanistan had to kick the R's out, just beat him up 'till they go away on their own.

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We live in a time increasingly resembling the second half of the 1930s. I couldn't live with myself with the knowledge I didn't do more to stop another Hitler. In light of the Republican wavering and in memory of Navalny I will give $100 towards FPV drones for Ukr for every RT.

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I am defeating Elmo's entreaties to pay for the privilege of putting-up longer posts.

Got me one of them fancy '&' keys on my keyboard, & I'm always up for a literary challenge. Neeners, neeners, Elmo!

+ I don't like you anymore!

Cheers to all! (Except the usual douchebags)

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Being a married man, I can't help but remember the horror with which people reacted to the story of Saddam Hussein executing some guy with an AA gun. Me, I never understood the problem.

Being a married man, I can't help but remember the horror with which people reacted to the story of Saddam Hussein executing some guy with an AA gun. Me, I never understood the problem.
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Anyone out there contemplating marriage?

Well, by all means - get in losers; we're going losing.

And I'll be driving this bus!

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FAFO, Herr Donald?

and a healthy dose of Der Tag as well.

Cheers to all my beloved non-right-wingers and non-Putinists!

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There are angels here on this earth

I never imagined I'd ever send money to Syria, but I've done it - twice... And I'll do it again!

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An awesome ad that tells the truth about Republicans weaponizing the border - and Biden and Democrats offering real solutions.

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You people are awesome! ...and I mean that about every non-right-wing, non-Putinist one of you!

Slava Ukraini!



Cheers to everyone I follow! Thank you for being you!

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Due to overwhelming demand, we regret to TEMPORARILY RESCIND our prior offering of 'Male, 64 YO, 5'7' and 145 lbs., full head of dark hair.' And while, yes, you likely would be happier with a skinny Jew, do not despair, as we are working hard to rebuild inventory! Stay tuned!!!

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