Sweet justice wgrz.com/article/news/c…

Mom can you pick me up? They don't have hot sauce here

Tom Brady doesn't show up to work for a couple of weeks and it's a "cool, fun mystery", but when I don't show up to work for a couple of weeks I'm "fired" and an "embarrassment to the family.”

RT this if you’re pooping

If you use one ply toilet paper I don’t trust you

youtu.be/8VtFYgcfkuk

RIP Loretta Lynn 🤍 1932 - 2022

If you eat $28 worth of Taco Bell you’re gonna need $28 worth of wipes

It’s me, hi, I’m the heat, it’s me 🔥

First poop of the week make it a good one

youtu.be/lL6uB1z95gA

Retweet if you are drinking coffee right now.

frank’s in soup. that’s it, that’s the tweet.

daily reminder that we live a world where chicken wings exist 🙌

People who buy one ply toilet paper are not to be trusted

How Many Sets Do You Have Left?