BREAKING: An anti-abortion anonymous tipline in Texas is being spammed by TikTokers sending Shrek memes.

The Texas abortion law is stupid because among other things it encourages people to inform on others for money. Covid began the process of turning citizens into informants and rats under the guise of virtue. It won’t end there. Ditch the donkey and elephant and use the rat.

Kevin Durant appears to regularly skip leg day. Or maybe it’s the slimming effect of this black panty hose?

Someone please help me understand why everyone is defensive of Will Smith slapping Chris Rock? In what world is it okay to hit someone who isn’t physically threatening?

Today we learned that security at the Oscars is very weak. Because Will Smith was able to simply decline their invite to leave after he assaulted someone on stage. #Noted

I need help understanding why trans women should be able to compete in woman’s sports. I don’t want anyone to feel ostracized. But bio girls and bio boys are built different. It doesn’t seem fair. Help me understand the argument.

So...child support at fertilization?

UPDATE: This guy was arrested for having a set of metal knuckles and a .50 caliber pistol, NOT for walking into an AT&T store looking like this. Welcome to Oklahoma.

When can we stop hearing about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s weird marriage that ended in 2016? I’m so over this saga…

Be the change you want to see in the world. Or if that’s too hard, come to Twitter and whine about it. The latter is way less effective.

Those born after 2000 vs one from 1980😂

Student loan forgiveness…

You Twitter people crack me up. Half you be like “Hunter’s laptop shows him molesting kids!” The other half be like “Trump is about to go to prison” Most of you be like..we are a divided country. Outside of Twitt, we all living in peace amongst each other with our own beliefs.

Super annoyed at KFOR for their interruption of SNL last night to give us a play by play of the rain storm. A: you ruined good TV. B: people won’t listen to you when they need to because of your un-needed weather drama.

What I learned from the election last night in Oklahoma. Primaries are where it matters. Moreso than yesterdays vote. Rural voters are picking our party candidates and we need more voices from the city folk at that level. I’m guilty of skipping the primaries. I’ll do better.

Do you ever notice that when someone says…”I can’t deal with all that drama”. That person is the actual one with all the drama. 😂😂😂

Actual footage of me when I’m in a business meeting with a GenZ and they want to kick it off with small talk…

American Airlines chat bots are like they were developed in 2001 and have only removed any intelligence since then. Definitely no updates.

Remember back when Elon was liberal leaning. He chose to open the Tesla pattons for electric cars so that we can collectively convert to electric faster. He was like a super hero. But something happened. Who or what hurt him? Diddy?