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Thank heavens there are no young couples within earshot of the couple eating next to me tonight. Leigh or Beckett couldn’t script a more depressing scene. And that was just deciding on the wine.

Thank heavens I’ll be gone before her steak arrives.

Lovely people at Micheál Ó Cadhain 🇮🇪 Michael Coyne tonight. 🙏 Great to be back in the saddle.

Sounds liked us!

Limerick tonight. Me + 40 years of songs. limetreebelltable.ie/events/lloyd-c… all dates and ticket links here - lloydcole.com/live/

To be clear. Tonight.

School Shootings #guns

"Learn them to speak English"

Not a band to be outdone, Spinal Tap is demanding that the Trump campaign refrain from playing “Sex Farm” at their rallies.

Happy Birthday Sonny Rollins, born: September 7, 1930

How will the Democrats go on without Dershowitz?

Trump is now claiming that Kamala Harris is an illegal alien. Does that mean that Tuesday’s debate will be Alien vs. Predator?

I'm taking the One Man Show to the lovely De La Warr Pavilion in Bexhill tomorrow night, then Exeter, then Bath, then more... all dates and ticket links here - lloydcole.com/live/

Cannot emphasize enough how much this isn’t gonna happen

Meanwhile at Dortmund in the Piszczek and Błaszczykowski farewell match! 😆

Seconded. Great album choices. Loved watching Herbie on The Marc Show. RIP.

The shot of the day belongs to Eddy Lai 😳 An unbelievable birdie on the difficult par 3, 11th at the TPC Toronto at Osprey Valley North Course.

I’m playing Club Passim in Cambridge tonight! Come on! passim.org/live-music/eve…

Pills, rubber gloves and ice. Backstage at Bexhill. Sadly less fun than you might think.

Top audience at De La Warr Pavilion tonight. Really lovely atmosphere. Helped my sore fingers. 🙏