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Randslle

@llednar500

I manufacture sweat traps for sasquatch trackers, and lubricate lynch pins for hubris junkies.

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calendar_today17-05-2011 23:59:48

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The last time I saw this shit it was accompanied by the other three letters. I guess this time we'll have to wait awhile.

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Just briefly saw my neighbor through his kitchen window. Head was shiny smooth. Presumably, so that he could glue on the toup'ee he's been hiding under a baseball cap for the several years which I've been acquainted with him. I gotta say, cap is good insurance. I had no idea.

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x.com/Rainmaker1973/… If technocracy manages to get apps like this in everybody's pocket then it will be soon after that AI gets used to shit all over every tier in society so they can build out some fucky GoPro existence for us to use if we want to be part of "society" at all.

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This plastic asshole trend is going to carry us into an AI overload era; Where people are incentivized to procure a shitcoin veneer, in order to be visually representative of a make believe superhuman class of retard influencers with plastic asshole receipts proving NPC status.

This plastic asshole trend is going to carry us into an AI overload era;  Where people are incentivized to procure a shitcoin veneer, in order to be visually representative of a make believe superhuman class of retard influencers with plastic asshole receipts proving NPC status.
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Pretty sure that people never actively started pretending that plastic figureheads actually matter at all and that we just keep getting told stories about them like they're supposed to be real people that the rest of society can/should relate to somehow.

Pretty sure that people never actively started pretending that plastic figureheads actually matter at all and that we just keep getting told stories about them like they're supposed to be real people that the rest of society can/should relate to somehow.
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Gonna rent an Ice Cream truck for Halloween. Gonna dress like Men In Black & serve cranberry derivatives while flashing Polaroids of John Malkovitch & asking everybody "have you seen this man?".

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I've lived around Mormons my entire life & they always seem disappointed when I don't know how to greet them with their secret cowabunga handshake. It was taught to me in a dream once, but then the angels came & took it away. Like golden plates on the wind. What's done is done

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My gg grandpa sired 15 children & retired square in the Alberta wilderness to raise family after retiring as an English ships captain. I never knew the man but my blood tells me for certain that he chose that place to never have to look upon another fucking ship ever again.

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The only way you can "fake it til you make it" is to do it 24/7 or, whatever other mantra gives you enough strength to get out of bed on time for a couple of days in a row and kick your own ass into some semblance of willful acquisition.