Lizzy (@lizzmatic) 's Twitter Profile
Lizzy

@lizzmatic

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calendar_today24-02-2012 13:55:25

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693 Followers

225 Following

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When the table starts talking that juicy shit & looks at me —- you know this can’t leave the table 😈🫡 (say-less but keep talking) 😅

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Watching poker players wear the same clothes for a week straight is nasty work Sir, I've seen that stain on your shirt for 5 days now. 😂

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My favorite part of editing is getting lost in the music… it’s nothing like finding that one wet & juicy vibe Like yasss I’m about to fuk you so gnarly bro 😎😍

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Y’all remember Sara Bareilles - LOVE song My dawg said I ain’t writing you a love song cause you asked for it, cause you need one! I’m not going to write you to stay! NOT TODAY! Damn skippy Sara! 💅

Y’all remember Sara Bareilles - LOVE song

My dawg said I ain’t writing you a love song cause you asked for it, cause you need one!

I’m not going to write you to stay! NOT TODAY!

Damn skippy Sara! 💅
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Can’t like anything on social media any more not even mentality — them damn ads be going HAM! Like HTF you knew I was thinking about buying plants!

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When you tell your friends to get you a magnet cause they are traveling and they reply “I already got you one” 😍 REAL ones do REAL thangs!

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When politics be going ham — and the people you follow start posting about politics You start seeing who voted for who One shouldn’t judge people’s choice But I’m definitely grabbing some🍿

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Today is Cyber Safety Sunday, and I'm here to remind everyone to not leave laptops unlocked when you walk away. Someone like BJ Nemeth can simply log into your Twitter account and post bullshit like this. It's tempting to tweet something worse than this, but I'm a nice guy.