Absolutely love Clive Myrie on #Mastermind

A member of the public objected to the SNP voting down my amendments to stop sex offenders exploiting self-ID. However the entire gallery is now being cleared. Women who were silent say they’re being threatened with arrest if they don’t get out. Utterly disgraceful.

'Can you tell from the scan whether Nicola Sturgeon would call it a girl or a boy?' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Subscribe to my weekly newsletter to receive my unseen cartoons: telegraph.co.uk/premium/matt/?…

He won't let women or girls in the same room as him when he's praying🙏 Yet he expects the women & girls of Scotland to welcome men into toilets & changing rooms without complaint.🚺 If Humza has the right to pray in peace then women & girls must have the right to pee in peace.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

1 hour 50mins and counting - final ep of #Succession

Kicked off the Fringe with the wonderfully hilarious Gyles Brandreth yesterday - absolutely brilliant and the standard by which all else will be judged! Edinburgh Festival Fringe

Used the wrong tag earlier. so, again: As with the cancellation of the Father Ted musical by @hattrickprod, there no explanation as to what views The Leith Arches find offensive. That women deserve single sex spaces and fairness in their sports? That children shouldn't be

Don't worry, guys, I don't think anyone saw the first one.

Graham Linehan 🎗️ Wings Over Scotland I prefer this one.... 🤣

Hi London North Eastern Railway any update on lack of wifi on 13.00 Kings X - Edinburgh service please?

"The Chip Bar: All Nicola Sturgeon's WhatsApp messages, deep fried" My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

Call for a ban on non-stunned meat, to avoid unnecessary suffering to millions of farm animals. Support RSPCA (England & Wales)'s #EndNonStun campaign and sign the open letter today: bit.ly/3DhlGy4

'New London rail lines: Delays due to problems with virtue signalling' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

Is there EVER anything uplifting on BBC Radio 4 - so sick of disasters, traumas, “life-changing events” Who decides all this? Please, just give us a break! #radio #broadcasts #R4scheduling

Hey Sonos now you’ve “updated” my app with no option or warning where have all my playlists gone? 😡

Looking forward to listening to Martha Clokie on #InOurTime this morning #BBCR4

Hi Simon Calder just had to cancel a booking with British Airways , flights refunded less cancellation fee but the seat reservation fee of almost £500 is non-refundable. How can this be right?!

Hi Sainsbury's checked prices online, some products were Nectar offers so went to store where they were still full price - told that offers differ online and in-store. Would be helpful if this was made clear on your website!

Hi Russ Kane Hi Russ, it’s Liza from 1990s Capital - could you please follow me so I can DM you? Thx

Hey London North Eastern Railway following your advice to “buy in advance for best prices” I did - and now find you’ve reduced prices in your #JanuarySale so the same journey booked today now costs £100 less! “Customer Services” say they’ve had “many complaints but it is what it is”! Simon Calder