I still don't understand how people with twins are functional. Like how deep did you have to bury the newborn and toddler phases in your brain?

Taking a diagnosing mental illnesses class this semester and I must say, watching reality TV is much more interesting with the DSM in hand.

Someone just shared this phrase with me: "You can't read the label when you're inside the jar." Can't believe I haven't seen a consulting company use it as an advertising campaign yet.

Wondering if any adult redheads on here can remember people exclaiming "Oh wow, that hair!" at them throughout childhood because it happens every five minutes when I take my redheaded toddler in public.

“Hair dapperly parted” 🎯

Some day the Red Rising series is going to be turned into an epic TV series and y’all are going to be mad you didn’t read the books sooner.

AI is incredible. But how you use it, and how you check your work, matters.

So the LA book launch of Onyx Storm sold out in seconds 😭 Never been to a book launch before, what are the odds we ever get off the waitlist? How do we tell them we are fellow military spouses? 👀 🇺🇸

When the cold email subject line says "Not a random" but they are absolutely a random to you

Saw a red, yellow, and black banded snake while walking my parent’s dogs in Texas last week and said to my mom “red and yellow, friendly fellow, I think!” The saying is, in fact, “red and yellow kill a fellow” and it was a coral snake. 💀

“i was thinking at some point, no rush from my end, it’d be great if we had a system set up to get daily updates on KPIs”

Entire family at LAX international arrivals wearing Buc-ee's Beaver hoodies. They are ready for America.

Tell me about the coolest advent calendar you've ever seen, made, or bought please. 🎄

Most of the time my toddler and I are hungry or tired at the same time so I can’t blame her for crying about it because if it was socially acceptable for me to…I’d be wailing.

Our 2.5 year old still thinks only Bluey and Pixar movies exist. We don't want to watch any other kids BS so we never offer it. 10/10 recommend. I realize this can only last so long, though.

After 14 years planning events for a career I am now on two volunteer event committees and it has been a HUGE lesson in humility and turning my Type A off.

Facebook ads saying "Last minute shopping?" is more of a judgement than a question. It's only December 8th! Let me live.

Who needs meditation when you can just say these words to yourself all day?