Is nobody going to address Busta Rhymes killing Michael Myers by electrocuting him in the junk in Halloween Resurrection?

Nothing like having two young kids on halloween and having YouTube TV pull the plug on all ABC News, Disney, and FX Networks content. I'll pass on the $20 credit to my daughter who planned on watching #HocusPocus tonight.

I pray for footage from the pitch room.

nothing feels more passive aggressive than when OpenAI and #ChatGPT refers to me as "the user" while it's thinking in 5.0

Thanks to United Airlines for getting me rebooked for Madrid in under 6 minutes today. #1k

Every time I see the “vegan” sign over the water at the United Airlines lounge I crack up. I’m begging for the story behind this.

I’m a United Airlines 1K flier and the “$20 sorry” I just got for making me 4 hours late for my meeting in London feels insulting.

Y’all. Can we also talk about this Amazon preview image for this wine fridge? I’d be snoozing too if I was an alcoholic 8 year old with a wine fridge in my room.

There’s 0 chance John Cena ever sees this. But I hope he knows my daughter invited him to my wedding. I’ll save a chair for him.

Inject it into my veins! 🔥

Drove miles out of my way to get the kids The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants Burger King meals with toys. Had the meal, no toys. What a bummer

Ok, the X algorithm is broken. It gets worse by the day. #clawdbot is LITERALLY 100% of my feed.

I don’t know if it’s United Airlines or Apple who would take this feedback, but as a 1k flyer please put the terminal on the #applewallet ticket

Having the outlets out for a flight from lax to iad is piss poor service United Airlines. Especially with the HORRIBLE attitude passengers are getting from flight crew.

#AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms is easily the slowest build in the history of television. But I’m still watching

Honestly hate YouTube TV after tonight. Have been a customer for 5 years. Got the “upgrade to 4k streaming or stop” message today at half time. Xfinity Support where you at? Let’s switch my off this nightmare

Genuinely paying 15k for the first time ever not getting a refund Donald J. Trump

I love how fast Intuit TurboTax is! It told me I owed $15k in under 30 minutes.

Going through a passed love ones things is painful. But every once in a while you find something that makes you smile. The story is even funnier than it sounds. Senator Roy Blunt thank you for the honor. I promise to protect the realm. Rhett would have demanded me so.