❛ Yes, I know— ❜ Probably an unfair comparison, especially seeing as it's between ( two ) siblings and one being evil. ❛ So, yes he's worse than you— but maybe his book is hiding, somewhere. ❜ He doesn't really believe that, but maybe it'd make the dummy stop yelling.

( mr. wood literally just decides to be cruel for fun, but slappy actually has somewhat reasonable motives reator trying to lock you in a book? revenge with the rest of the locked squad. turn lady into a puppet and have one kid off a ladder? tried to be a part of a family. )

⠀⠀   Oh. It's Halloween.

⠀ If any more kids unlock my Goosebumps manuscripts, I probably will reconsider Mr. Wood just— getting away with things.

⠀ ⠀⠀PUT THAT AWAY

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀I DON'T CARE PUT IT AWAY

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀No.

⠀⠀BECAUSE IT'S STILL A WEAPON

( legacy of the bat™ trademark sunset )

⠀ BUT, WHY ?! ⠀

( æ, i see you )

⠀   STILL NO !! YOU'LL PROVOKE HIM, ARE YOU CRAZY ?!

⠀⠀LIVING LIKE A CRAZY DUMMY

⠀⠀ IT IS TRUE GO AHEAD, FIGHT HIM OUTSIDE THE HOUSE—

⠀   IT IS!!!

I'M NOT ARGUING GO DEAL WITH HIM

⠀⠀I will not buy a Christmas Tree.

( got this account back, and it'll stay. bc why would i flip a character that has jack black as the fc )