Definitely seeing more cops on the platforms and getting on the trains lately. Let’s see how long it’ll last. #nyccombatingsubwaycrime

Air travel is a joke right now. There’s some mechanical problem on the plane, they brought mechanics on, we’re waiting over 3 hours sitting there and then Delta tells us to get out of the plane and they offer a meal voucher.🤦🏻‍♀️ Still waiting…

I’ve marked myself “safe” from the Lover cardigan drop. I will not let FOMO take my money. When would I wear this besides while sitting on my couch listening to Lover (Live from Paris)? It would be perfect for that but nope, I will not!

Just saw this movie last night and it definitely did not have me in fits of laughter. It was horrifying! What an insane movie!

Okay Benson Boone, now I know the color of 2025 is baby blue. Signing up for adult gymnastics class in my baby blue leotard!

My brother has been a big Chiefs fan since 1992 and now he’s worried since Taylor was shutout at the Grammys that it’s a bad omen for the game. How do we convince him how wrong that is? He’s sees her as part of the team and on a losing streak.😳🥹 #ChiefsKingdom #taylornation

So many viral tweets call out nonexistent behavior. I.e. I’m so tired of seeing people saying yada yada yada…meanwhile it was one or two comments.

My cat was on my lap when the cable guy called to let me know he’d be here in 20 minutes. Noodle promptly got off my lap to go hide in the closet. MY CAT UNDERSTANDS ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!😮

Everytime a saxophone player comes onto the train playing “Isn’t She Lovely,” I know I’m headed to a tourist area and think, how did I end up here? #nyc

Robin Williams was once in a lifetime. So special!

I don’t get autocorrect. It’ll change a perfectly spelled word to something different.🤦🏻‍♀️ Why?! I meant to write “dish” not “fish,” so back off!

Exactly.

Noodle loves Taylor Swift’s new music video of The Fate of Ophelia.😻

Gives me hope!