Please enjoy this video evidence of humidity on my hair.

4 shows this weekend Spokane. There’s parking, snacks, laughs and my hair should be fine spokane comedy

Goddesses used to control important stuff like war, food and fertility. Now It feels like goddesses are just about yoga and fruit snacks.

Best comedy trio working today.

See ya soon, Spokane!

nobody is having kids anymore, so…

Peppa pig, you’re next you little pink twat

Ah, to be young again. The skin elasticity…the sex drive…the bad decisions.

Does anybody know if they fixed that smell in Elizabeth NJ yet? I’m more famous now so I don’t have to go there anymore #WhoFarted
#ItWasntMe

Janis Joplin died at 27, but will live on forever through this bit. And, y’know, all her incredible music.

I was sex positive before it was a gen z buzzword #Shorts #CelebrityAdjacent

This is 12 years old. I have no young boyfriend, currently. Which is great because my back was killing me.

The funny newsboy is my kids’ real dad and they don’t know. SHHHHHH.

My nana was a babe though. Anyway, see y’all at boob-con 2024 in San Diego. Sofia Vergara, @PamelaAnderson, and I are doing a panel on killing men for sport.

Sean Connery gets to be sexy till the day he dies, but as soon as I turned 30 they handed me a moo moo and told me to turn in my vagina.

Sam was a beloved colleague & fellow unionist. I loved making him laugh & shocking him just slightly on KTLA & Hollywood Uncensored.

I honestly don’t know how a red carpet will feel without Sam. Hollywood lost a giant today.

Sam…I will miss you.
@samontv

Come see old Tabouli Teeth down at the stress factory this Thurs - Sat.

Life’s Work ABC 1996.
The Charades Scene. One of the best scenes in one of the best shows of the late 90s.
Don’t take my word for it - that’s what the ratings said.
Also - Larry Miller, ladies & gents & others.

Regis Halloween - I don’t think anyone was looking at the “home renovations” in that photo.

Can 'Abbott Elementary's' unsung hero Lisa Ann Walter finally break through at 2024 Emmys? goldderby.com/article/2024/2… via @goldderby

Come see me Jersey -
No purple shoes, but still cute as hell.

Any of you who ever doubted that I was a bit of a Strega - Exhibit A.
I foretold this mess two decades ago. Come out and see me - Maybe I’ll do some more fortunetelling.