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Tyler Clemmons

@liquid_husband

Semi-retired announcer / Full-time municipal leech / Champion of @niarfodnof and Ted Danson / Living proof that Bo Jackson can rush for 1593 yards in one game

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I've seen some "funny bad" TV job matches in my time but this one takes the cake for someone flubbing like six straight things This is the quality pro wrestling that Vince McMahon tried to take away from those wonderful Georgia fans

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3 years ago today we lost Revolver. Without him I keep not liking cats. Without him Lorelai likely doesn't become kitty-obsessed in her infancy and her room isn't filled with cat stuffies today. He and his brother's legacy in this family is immeasurable; truly Man's Best Friend

3 years ago today we lost Revolver.

Without him I keep not liking cats. Without him Lorelai likely doesn't become kitty-obsessed in her infancy and her room isn't filled with cat stuffies today.

He and his brother's legacy in this family is immeasurable; truly Man's Best Friend
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We wiped one of my wife's old iPhones and set it up with a Google Voice number and limited contacts for our daughter Two days in and she is already a solid B-tier texting hater

We wiped one of my wife's old iPhones and set it up with a Google Voice number and limited contacts for our daughter

Two days in and she is already a solid B-tier texting hater
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This was the scene at Regal at Opry Mills today for the screening of the Royal Rumble. Theater knew the feed wasn't working but let us buy those concessions first! Awesome way to end what has been a miserable week around here 🙄

This was the scene at <a href="/RegalMovies/">Regal</a> at Opry Mills today for the screening of the Royal Rumble. Theater knew the feed wasn't working but let us buy those concessions first! Awesome way to end what has been a miserable week around here 🙄
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So I used to work for a company that handled other businesses' finances. Early on we partnered with a company that claimed to use machine learning to automate a lot of accounting processes to help generate financial reports. Turns out that they were just using cheap Indian labor

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Restrung my Red Special this morning with a set that more accurately reflects Sir Dr. Brian May's preferences and my goodness these things are impossibly tiny; I've always played heavier gauges and these things feel like spider silk on a cricket bat to me! But when in Rome...

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I just sat here and watched this about 26 times on loop. At least 24 of those times I was only watching for JJ Dillon's bump on the apron. I grew up a WWF kid and thus (rightfully) defaulted to Bobby Heenan being the king of manager bumps but damn if JJ ain't got it too

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Without the existence of the Ewing Theory, Patrick Ewing is still the correct answer. But when you factor in that losing Ewing will also provide a boost to the already-better names on this list, it's the biggest no-brainer ever.

Without the existence of the Ewing Theory, Patrick Ewing is still the correct answer.

But when you factor in that losing Ewing will also provide a boost to the already-better names on this list, it's the biggest no-brainer ever.
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Time for one of my smooth brain normie takes on music that I stand behind when it falls into and out of favor over decades The Red Hot Chili Peppers are good, and they peaked in 2006