Breaking News: The MBA has launched a full on investigation on the Minnesota Yeti. Scandals have been brought up against the front office for intentional tanking along with disrupting the integrity of the MBA. Owner and coach Christian Mack has been placed on immediate suspension

The Yeti have only 1 playoff appearance which lead to a championship, but besides that one year they haven’t had a profitable season. Recent documents show that they have been making more money than every other MBA team combined

It has been revealed that the Yeti have multiple automatic farms underneath team operation. Multiple crop and iron farms (don’t know how that’s possible) and tons of illegal workers from other countries. League is looking into a possible removal of the team

Jonah Keessen on Jack Phelps having another growth spurt this past year: “I’m not lying…he’s tall as f*** now.” The 24 yr old Phelps arrived South Beach at only 6’5 27 yr old Phelps is now rumored to be 6’8 👀

Prayers up to Hustlers PF Victor Van Lier, who collapsed on the court today in a game after having European big man Razaldaf Remodichk set a hard screen on him Prayers up for Van Lier 🙏🏿 🤲

Breaking News: The Portland Trail Blazers have reached an agreement with the MBA to trade Bruno Barbosa, Nick Phelps, Ravi Ross, Tish Llub, and multiple picks and pick swaps for Damian Lillard, Lillard will suit up for the Miami Flames, league sources tell MBATV

This just in: The Bees have waived guard JJ Banks due to “off-court issues” league sources tell MBATV. Banks, who averaged a career high 18ppg last season, will hit the open market as the best free agent right before the regular season starts.

Bees Statement:

🚨 BREAKING: Hoyt Can has been wheelchaired off the court in the Panther’s preseason exhibition game today. This happened after sustaining a collision with Austin Weed. Fans say they saw blood on the underside of Can’s white shorts.

Multiple teams interested in Banks: Brawlers Dragons Bulls Bees Yeti Hounds Fireflies The Bees will owe Banks and his camp $32M total if he’s not signed within the next 48 hours

Sources: The Salt Lake City Bees and JJ Banks are reaching a new contract that will pay him $22M this season, then a non-guaranteed $10M the 2nd year. Drama has unraveled between the two camps, but they have came to a new agreement. There are clauses on the contract.

If the clauses are broken, the Bees can waive or reduce his contract immediately with no penalty. Clauses include no males outside the team and training staff alone with Banks, no painted nails or eye liner, no makeup, and more

🚨 BREAKING: Amid the ongoing crisis with the Salt Lake City Bees, the organization has been officially banned from the league for the 2023-2024 season due to mishandling point guard J.J. Bank’s decision to proceed with transitional bottom surgery, per sources.

This Just In: MBA superstar Mike Bibby Jr. Has a collapsed lung, will be re-evaluated in 2-4 weeks

I am two steps ahead

Breaking: Brawlers head coach Elijah Samuel has been detained after reportedly drugging a girl 4 times and being a jerk to her. Charges are unknown, we’ll see if commissioner Jackson Ellis does anything.

This just in: The Minnesota Yeti are closing its doors, the scheme that was the Yeti ran by mastermind Christian Mack and eventually his son Christian Mack Jr. The Yeti are being forced by commissioner Jackson Ellis as 43 cases of fraud have been found and proven